The Manchovy
 ... an (in)human interest story ...

   Lady Bordeaux's Museum is a haunted house of hideous horrors filled with the living failures of Dr. Stain's bizarre experiments. She exhibits them for sale to discriminating clients.

   Dr. Stain, in his manic quest for Perfect Beings, creates a beam of Pure Light. It disrupts the star ship drive of space travelers Glamoura and Bloaf, causing them to crash and seek out the source.

   Dr. Stain blasts Bloaf with the Purified Beam. The galactic guest rapidly mutates and devolves into ... The Manchovy !!!

   A murderous reign of terror begins. Dr. Stain and Glamoura enlist the Mongolian archer Woo Wu to help them stop the madness.

But is it already too late?

Will all heaven and earth be devoured by ...
The Manchovy !!!